Saturday, June 23, 2007

Raceway to Motor City! Need for Speed


Hi
Got this new game "Need for Speed - Carbon" Been playing it all night this last weekend. Kind of hooked on to it. I have setup my PC with a new grafx card: NvidiaGEForce8800. Did cost me a bundle and made a gaping hole in my pocket that's still smoking... can play games in 3D now. Awesome grafx and brilliant performance. Never seen games look so good before!

Anyways, got this new song based on Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin. All those who play NFS will know...

There's a racer who's sure all that betas is gold
And he's trying to find Motor City.
When he gets there he knows, if the pits are all closed
With a password he can get what he came for.
Ooh, ooh, and he's trying to find Motor City.

You have to sign on the form 'cause they want to be sure
Can you all say the word "non-disclosure"?
In a tree by the town, there's a vette upside down,
Sometimes lag makes their lines so misleading.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get when there's 7 in KO,
And the cursor is blinking and freezing.
In my mirrors I have seen rings of smoke through the trees,
And the horns of those the trucks have left wheezing.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, EA really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered this way if we all like to play
Then the Caddy will take all our money
And a new patch will come for those who wait long
And the chat boards will echo with laughter.

If there's a mod car in your pit somehow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a new skin for the DKO queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, in Kindiak Park
There's still time to smash the bear, and win.
And it makes me wonder.

Your CD is humming and it won't stop, unless you hack it,
The Caddy’s calling you to pay him,
Dear racer, can you see your money blown, and did you know
Your credit card lies on the whispering web.

And as we wind on down the road
Our cars as one with collision off.
There runs a racer we all know
Who drives a black vette and wants to show
How defaults can still win the road.
And if you can drive very hard
The line will come to you real fast.
When you have won and bots are last.
To be in a Mc and not to roll.

And he's trying to find Motor City.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Crazy Thoughts..!

Why do we sing “Rock a bye baby” to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

Why do we say we’re head over heels when we’re happy? Isn’t that the way we normally are?

If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?

Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?

What shape is the sky?

Why when people ask you “what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?” no one ever replies, “A BOAT”?

if you’re on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?

If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?

If you died with braces on would they take them off?

If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?

Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

you are driving a little fast than the speed of light would your headlights be behind you?

When parents tell you “eat all your food because there are so many people out there starving” even if you do eat all your food wouldn’t those people still be starving?

What if we lived our lives by starting old and counting down the days you have to live getting younger and younger.

Why don’t we have mice flavored cat food?

Why do we park on drive-ways and drive on park-ways?

Do yahoo employee’s have MSN messenger?

Where do the clouds go when its a “cloudless day”?

Why do people ask you if the bus came here already and your still waiting at the bus stop?

What do blind people dream about?? and how could they tell if they’re dreaming or not?

Why do they call them apartments when there so damn close?

If the USA prints money…then why don’t they just print enough for everybody to live a good life…and get homeless people off the streets…its only paper…you can make more so why not share enough with everyone???

If you were scared 1/2 to death 3 times would that mean you were scared to life?

What if a dog had feathers and a bird had fur?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Time

Time was when [...]

A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes.

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3-inch Floppy
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.