Crazy Thoughts..!

Why do we sing “Rock a bye baby” to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

Why do we say we’re head over heels when we’re happy? Isn’t that the way we normally are?

If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?

Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?

What shape is the sky?

Why when people ask you “what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?” no one ever replies, “A BOAT”?

if you’re on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?

If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?

If you died with braces on would they take them off?

If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?

Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

you are driving a little fast than the speed of light would your headlights be behind you?

When parents tell you “eat all your food because there are so many people out there starving” even if you do eat all your food wouldn’t those people still be starving?

What if we lived our lives by starting old and counting down the days you have to live getting younger and younger.

Why don’t we have mice flavored cat food?

Why do we park on drive-ways and drive on park-ways?

Do yahoo employee’s have MSN messenger?

Where do the clouds go when its a “cloudless day”?

Why do people ask you if the bus came here already and your still waiting at the bus stop?

What do blind people dream about?? and how could they tell if they’re dreaming or not?

Why do they call them apartments when there so damn close?

If the USA prints money…then why don’t they just print enough for everybody to live a good life…and get homeless people off the streets…its only paper…you can make more so why not share enough with everyone???

If you were scared 1/2 to death 3 times would that mean you were scared to life?

What if a dog had feathers and a bird had fur?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?